I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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