My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We're not ready for visitors right now.
wtf? who's we?
The Royal We: Me, My Vag, and I.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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