I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
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