she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
I poured somre cereal, realized the chocolate to flake ratio was off, tried to fix it by digging through the box, gave up because of the difficulty level, and poured it back in the box. Being high is the best diet.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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