Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
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