Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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