it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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