So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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