Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
answer my text you professional douchebag
and i mean that in the cutest, flirtiest way possible
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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