your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
