come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
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