Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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