she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
The ideal thing to do next party is to tape my boobs down so they don't knock over the pong cups while playing defense. They came back to hurt us this time
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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