I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
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