yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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