just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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