he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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