What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Randomize
