I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
A hangover is a type of food poisoning. Makes me feel better about calling out of work.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Randomize
