Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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