what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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