he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
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