I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
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