Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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