Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
I got really stoned and got my certification as an ordained minister. How productive has your day been?
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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