found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i dont even know how to be here
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Not entirely sure how I got drunk off 2 mimosas but here I am
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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