I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
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