Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Can vaginas get frostbite?
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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