Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
It's a sexual break up. We maintain a friendship and leave any and all sexual attraction out. It's not hard, having a baby is harder than that.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
You were trying to be sexy by spraying your contact solution on your chest and telling me to lick it off
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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