you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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