I'm really into asian looking animals
i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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