he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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