how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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