I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
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