they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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