dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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