But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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