I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
Screwed.edu
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
you traded sex for a burrito?
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Randomize
