Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
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