It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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