i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
In other news, I’ve officially fucked a grandpa.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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