rhymes with "ouble enetration"
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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