i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Every minute you wait for the sex that's not gonna happen, we're missing a tone deaf, drunk, tard-asaurus rex half-sing a 90's song to a bunch of other dinotards at karaoke.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
Randomize
