PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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