Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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