so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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