Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
i came on her dog
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
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