What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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