I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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