That's intense
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
This baby is an asshole
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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