May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
Need sex. Gaining weight.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
It's not a walk of shame if you run
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