By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Randomize
